Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
