We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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