why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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