Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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