i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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