He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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