He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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