let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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