Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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