I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
someone get that fucking seahorse.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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