What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His nipple licking is glorious
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