For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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