The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
even my farts smell like vagina
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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