3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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