Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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