it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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