What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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