just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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