D3 body, D1 cock
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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