I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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