hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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