Buhtt sex?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Randomize
