I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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