Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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