I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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