You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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