Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Life is so much better after having sex.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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