I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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