No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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