Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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