your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My sheets look like a crime scene.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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