How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
