I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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