At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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