my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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