Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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