So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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