i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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