Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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