16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
not ubering you a puppy
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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