No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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