Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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