Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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