How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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