The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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