I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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