and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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