I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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