i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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