i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think I sprained my soul last night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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