i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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