windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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