i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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