I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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