Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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